A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: HI Girl: Hello Boy: is your name flora? Girl: nah why? Boy: because you're butters LOOOOOOOOOOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All people have a photographic memory, some just don't have the film. I do, but it never develops quite right. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont cut in front of people whenever Im waiting in long line, thats rude. I just start dancing & grinding on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I LOVE EVERYONE...SOME I LOVE TO BE AROUND, SOME I LOVE TO AVOID...AND SOME I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH ON THEIR FACE...!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: Have you ever had a crush on your ex? Answer: Wayyyyyy to many times — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why Bother Reading Books? We Have EMINEM He Can Read a Whole Story In 4 Minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
