Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So my phone goes off in class, good thing I have the same ringtone as the teacher.... hehehehe — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your shorts look like they're being eaten by your butt, they're not meant for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Je me rends parfaitement compte du desagreable effet que produit sur la majorite de l'humanité, tout ce qui se rapporte, même au… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let love comes to you, be patient. In fairy tales they don't find each other until the last page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm driving alone at night I get scared a murderer is hiding in my back seat... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner I never see you again, the better it'll be for both of us when we meet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That little dance your thumbs dowhen you don't know how to answer to a text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hello, modeling agency? Yes! Umm.. I just got 37 likes on my new profile pic, I think I'm ready to go pro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
