Graduation is when your summers of unpaid internships finally earn you a full-time unpaid internship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys, butwe had a big severe storm, and the power has been out since 4 or 5. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Person 1: I can draw really well Person 2: I`m athletic Person 3: I can write really well Person 4: I`m fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll watch any TV show where they buy, remodel, or cook a house, meal, or person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you text me and then within the next 3 minutes send me ???, you will not get a reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's snowing outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. i hate that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
