This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes its not the person you miss, it's the feeling you had when you were with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you try to high five someone and you both miss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always a light at the end of a tunnel. Just pray it isn't a train! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel worthless, Remember; You were once the quickest sperm cell.. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So... I ended up crying because Justin Bieber's gonna be in my town on Oct. 9. my mom won't let me buy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on losing the weight we were all pretending you didn't need to lose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ya of course we're best friends...You cry I cry, You laugh I laugh, You fall off a bridge I laugh even HARDER.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you're black or white... the only color that really matters is green. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you did something stupid and your mom thinks that everybodyneeds to know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it ... you've always wanted to see what it would be like to meet yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like NO! take me with you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard. So that Google Earth thinks I have a pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
