Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how day by day nothing changes. But when you look back, everything is different. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I love you more than a kidnapped white girl running into the arms of Charles Ramsey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An EX will text you I miss you I still care about you I still love you because the person they tried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm ever murdered, I hope it's interesting enough to be the inspiration for a Law & Order episode. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I changed my name in my dads phone to God and when he swore I texted him saying I HEARD THAT!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have lost my phone. Please call it so I can find it. -sent via Andriod phone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're old enough to fear seeing Facebook photos of your friends in bathing suits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
