Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That hilarious moment when someone tips the waiter with THIS!! Thanks!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And the end and the beginning where always there, before the beginning and after the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little sticking my tongue out was like giving some one the middle finger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please let me know if that work I spent sleepless nights on was good enough for you to take credit for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life there's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water. I'd drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Hey I've never met you, Me: and I'm crazy, Me: I have your number, Me: I'll call you daily. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
