The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know you will not Believe me because I am too old But I have New Hope for you I have New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the average man becomes thoroughly acquainted with himself, he ceases to wonder why has so few friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Boss's Day consist of terrified employees awkwardly lavishing you with gifts they can barely afford. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From time to time, life as a leader can look hopeless. To help you, consider a man who lived through this: Failed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This global recession has had a detrimental effect on my sex life. It's ages since I've been able to afford it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to kill the sexiest person in the world, but suicide is a sin. :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty and good manners, but they still end up being like you.... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like accessories. Its nice to have them but not really needed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At school: Man I am so tired. Like seriously, as soon as I get home I am going to sleep. *Gets home*… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell a girl she's BEAUTIFUL in a million times she'll never believe it, tell her she's UGLY ONCE and she'll never forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
