Dude, she just called you deaf.WHAT?!?! I said, she just called you deaf! Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to know that whatever problems you're having, I'm here to read about it on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry about me spoiling Game of Thrones for you because I have no idea what is going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when the song you hate is stuck in your head. (happened to me with Rebecca Black's friday song-.-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awarked moement when you see your class mate at the store, and you both act like you dont even know each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything will be okay in the end. If everything is not okay, then it is not the end... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drivethru. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Happy April Fools Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that tries to make everyone happy, but when I need someone to make me happy, there's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
