The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, I only have one small problem, I lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made every person different.He got tired by the time he came to China. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't break someone's heart they have only one, Break their bones, they have 206 of them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the girl that says all dudes are the same, No one told you to try them all. Slut! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, Im convinced that I would not be friends with me if I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im gonna go take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finish a game and just don't know what to do with your life anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Does anyone in the class have any questions? (._.)/ ok, moving on. (._.). — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
