Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Life is SO much better with whipped cream on top.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Whipped cream
I function better when things are going badly than when they're as smooth as whipped cream. — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
Life is like a cup of ice cream. Even the last drop of ice cream is sweet and enjoyed by one who really likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers. — Bel Kaufman Copy Share Image
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose and Laura… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
Life is like a bowl of ice-cream, it melts very quickly so enjoy it while it lasts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use non-dairy topping! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I am that lucky woman who has been living my life all my life. Anything can happen now. Anything. And it will be only… — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
I like being able to just put everything out on the table and letting the cream float. — Jessie Reyez Copy Share Image
Life has a way of kicking you in the ass...or smearing chocolate on your bum. — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
