Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, babe, seriously? You knocked yourself out to make me wild. Why, Lanie? Why the fuck would you pull out all… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before they knew it, Ev and Biz were getting sloppy drunk with the former vice president of the United States.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're… — Various Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
When I am introduced as someone from New Orleans, people sometimes say: "I'm so sorry." New Orleans. I'm so sorry. That's not… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration… — Aviva Chomsky Copy Share Image
“There was a lot about my life that was crappy, now that I couldn't talk. But if I hadn't gotten drunk that… — Keary Taylor Copy Share Image
I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“Of course Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
No one appreciates a professional anymore. Everyone's a mystic. Which is why I take drunk Jim over acid Jim - the argument… — Dan Bejar Copy Share Image
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up… — George Jones Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve… — TffanyIdontknoww Copy Share Image
Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in… — James Tiptree Jr Copy Share Image
“You came to a party, got drunk and got laid. Same as me. The minute you gave me more of you, I… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I know what I think but I don't know how to put it into words. Maybe I could get a little bit… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The typical computer network isn't like a house with windows, doors, and locks. It's more like a gauze tent encircled by a… — Robert David Steele Copy Share Image
I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing… — Anne Murray Copy Share Image
“Motherhood doesn’t suit me, she once confessed to Budur, drunk. I don’t have the stomach for not knowing what comes next.” — Hala Alyan Copy Share Image
As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world.… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
and I get refill number three or four and the wine is making my bones loose and it's giving my hair a… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
“The guinea pig took another sip of his beer and rolled his eyes in exasperation - was this never going to end?… — Stewart Lee Allen Copy Share Image
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
Getting drunk is like putting on a mask; The only reason why is to transform yourself into something you wish you were… — Mathias Folsted Copy Share Image
“How very like you, Puck.” Ash’s voice came from a great distance, and the room started to spin. “Offer them a taste… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
What took you so long?” Nash asked, as he slid into the passenger seat and pulled the door closed. “I stopped to… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“What an exquisite life you have had! You have drunk deeply of everything. You have crushed the grapes against your palate. Nothing… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
![“I never quite got the hang of the getting drunk & fondling the thighs [of all the cumbersome young males] business... whether that makes me a gallant & proper gentleman, a cowardly wuss or an unadventurous prude, I cannot make out” quote by Stephen Fry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c20/stephen-fry-573_business_i-never-quite-got-the-hang-of-the-gettin_2188597.jpg)
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