Before dinner men meet with great inequality of understanding; and those who are conscious of their inferiority have the modesty not to… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
When all is complete deep in the teapot, when tea, mint, and sugar have completely diffused throughout the water, coloring and saturating… — Simonne Jacquemard Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just think depression's one way of coping with the world. Like, some people get drunk, some people do drugs, some… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
I have a bigger problem at food events when I turn over a wine glass and people insist on pouring me a… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their… — David Almond Copy Share Image
Neoliberalism has left Britain's boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty… — Owen Jones Copy Share Image
I couldn't live without tea. I have two cups in the morning, one at lunch, two in the afternoon and one in… — Gilbert O'Sullivan Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough… — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak. — James Merrow Copy Share Image
When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of hate, suspicion and despair, all the love in the world will… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image