“A drunk man, staggering and mindless, must be led home by his son, so wet is his psyche... Water brings death to… — Heraclitus Copy Share Image
Tequila is my drink. It is my favorite alcohol, my favorite liquor because, you know, it's a stimulant and not a depressant.… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
You never see Beyonce stumbling out of a club drunk and on drugs without underwear on - nor do you see Justin… — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Magic, madam, is like wine and, if you are not used to it, it will make you drunk. — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
“Don't drive a car in the dream, else you won't drive it on earth. Don't wish to become, else you won't become.… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. — Mark Goddard Copy Share Image
I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe.… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not… — Roman Polanski Copy Share Image
According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the… — Star Parker Copy Share Image
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
