Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
The visual is sorely undervalued in modern scholarship. Art history has attained only a fraction of the conceptual sophistication of literary criticism.… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
I listened to a clip someone had put up of me singing 'I Am What I Am' in the musical 'La Cage… — Roger Allam Copy Share Image
I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the… — Randy Bachman Copy Share Image
“Our joining, frenzied and quick, casts everything out of focus. The sense of triumph is exhilarating. So is the giddiness. Drunk with… — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I mean we [The Beatles] had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“I'm fine right here." All patience, he bent down until his face was close to hers. "What you are is hoping to… — j.d. robb Copy Share Image
I had drunk our great cultural Kool-Aid about regret, which is that lamenting things that occurred in the past is an absolute… — Kathryn Schulz Copy Share Image
It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
The audience loves us! They buy out all our shows and really enjoy themselves but the press keeps right on bombin' us.… — Dusty Hill Copy Share Image
The dramatically different manner in which we, as a nation, responded to the crisis presented by drunk driving and the crisis caused… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS... The DC City Council, perhaps on the… — Star Parker Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic… — Steve Rubel Copy Share Image
If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I remember no syllable of them now, but the other, more ancient lore which I acquired that term will be with me… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
After all why should our goal be the reinstatement of an illusory 'exact' relationship between events and words? If you probe in… — M. John Harrison Copy Share Image
“ON GETTING DRUNK: "Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
“That is quite another thing," said Albert; "because a man under the influence of violent passion loses all power of reflection, and… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
There are a lot of college writing textbooks that will include essays and short stories, and after reading the story or essay,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Go ahead and burn it down I'm drunk and so is everyone else In this devil town They wont let me turn… — 3OH!3 Copy Share Image
Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that part of my success was the fact that I would literally threaten your life if you got in-between me… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
“Oh ho,' he says. 'My darling seneschal. Let us take a turn around the room.' He grabs me and pulls me toward… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a… — Darrel Ray Copy Share Image
You know that really Grinds My Gears?: When Some Girls Say that They aren't like that & that they don't do that,… — Bambii Copy Share Image
I would like a wine. The purpose of the wine is to get me drunk. A bad wine will get me as… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image