So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a… — Andy Partridge Copy Share Image
I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my… — Anthony Joshua Copy Share Image
The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think I misunderstood the following in the footsteps bit, in a few of my early drinking years. I'd take any form… — Jason Bonham Copy Share Image
Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses. — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
I was supremely happy, for I had seen. Nothing could ever be the same. I have drunk at the clear and pure… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
It didn't make much difference what time of night it was, whenever [my father would] come in drunk, he'd say, "Get up… — George Jones Copy Share Image
“We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, he swayed alarmingly to one side, but… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I have a lot of special memories with my parents but my toughest one is, I had, as a teenager, a pretty… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
“Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
