As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk. — Don Newcombe Copy Share Image
Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. — Romano Prodi Copy Share Image
Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk,… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to… — Dan Chaon Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
I have no rules on drinking. In your young days, you can play strong even if you are not healthy. If they… — Felix Magath Copy Share Image
Blessed the man that hath visited `Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of `Akká. Blessed the one that hath… — Bahá'u'lláh Copy Share Image
“Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both… — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
Every time I got drunk, this girl named Nikki would show up. When I got drunk, I was just a different person.… — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Tabloids invoke freedom of speech, but they're not interested in that, they're just interested in who's shagging whom, who's got drunk. And… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures:… — Frank Darabont Copy Share Image
When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on… — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
When you're an addict, you can go without feeling anything except drunk or stoned or hungry. Still, when you compare this to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
It is not merely our own desire but the desire of Christ in His Spirit that drives us to grow in love.… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
