She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“Whiskey, glass, pour, toss back, glare. Repeat. “Cop out,” I slurred in retaliation, pointing the empty glass at Peter. “Don’t get drunk.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism.… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“So who is she? No wait, let me guess. Skin of the finest porcelain. Hair of the softest silk. A voice like… — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. In writing Dialogues in Limbo, The Last Puritan,… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“That night, I met some old college friends at Soho House, a private club in the meatpacking district of Manhattan. I hadn’t… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I took Alexey Brodovitch course at the New School. He taught me something that I've always remembered: After we did the initial… — Jerry Schatzberg Copy Share Image
“I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“She was not undamaged, however, and she knew it. No food or drink had passed her lips, but she had drunk deep… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar… — Thomas Bidegain Copy Share Image
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic… — Jack Crawford Copy Share Image
Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their blood, then… — General Butt Naked Copy Share Image
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate,… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
The big story now is that President Bush is coming under attack for his service in the National Guard. The White House… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“The wildly drunk man from the cabin next door to ours is in front of me in the crowd. He's so drunk… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I was walking downtown and the drunk tank stopped and picked me up... I was like, 'Wait a minute here fellas, there's… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Ah, Father! That’s words and only words! Forgive! If he’d not been run over, he’d have come home today drunk and his… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment,… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
Almost everything we do is automatic, yet we're not aware of that. We feel like there's a circle of light. We're like… — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
“He went to the bar and stood there a while. But he was in the way of people getting their drinks. He… — Melissa Banks Copy Share Image
The reason that last-ditch political maneuvering has become business as usual in Washington is that the actors involved are drunk on blame… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
“Oscar!” she shouted into the hallway. A young man, quite mortal and very drunk, appeared. “Really, Oscar! What are you doing?” “Attempting… — Rhiannon Frater Copy Share Image
I go to the saltwater and wash off the blood, trying to decide which I hate more, pain or itching. Fed up,… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
As kings are begotten and born like other men, it is to be presumed that they are of the human species; and… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Some men develop their own singularity. Football makes men conform to stereotypes: the warrior or the hunter. Football produces a certain kind… — Orlan Copy Share Image
From what I see, nowadays punk and anarchy are still connected with "fast loud music by smelly drunk chaos-people" and, yes, I… — G.W. Sok Copy Share Image
You can never have too much sky . You can fall asleep and wake up drunk on sky, and sky can keep… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image