Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but… — Thomas Howes Copy Share Image
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
I drank some coffee and my outlook improved immensely. I was ready to write some poems and, I don’t know, get drunk,… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
Country music is about new love and it's about old love. It's about gettin' drunk and gettin' sober. It's about leavin' and… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I dealt with men who had tempers, and who could get violent-Lord knows how I had to defend myself against Howard Hughes… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
My feeling is, if you're going to be called a celebrity, you might as well use it for some good. It's better… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
“Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and… — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
I remember in one of my early films I had a drunk scene. It was Kiss Me Goodbye, with Sally Field, and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
If I'm very drunk, I can improvise. But generally speaking, no. Generally speaking, almost all of my work is material that was… — Richard Meltzer Copy Share Image
I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
