It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was… — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
You don't really have to do the things that your character is doing. But us actors, we use something called sense memory.… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. — Boethius Copy Share Image
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
“This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“First. Don't get drunk. Don't smoke anything." "Duh. What are you, my dad? That's easy. I don't drink. We aren't even twenty-one.… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
The earth is convulsed with a universal sob, and the roads are muddy with tears. But I do not call to mind… — Edgar Wilson Nye Copy Share Image
The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
Most young people seem to be behaving very intelligently: They look at things once in a while, but then they find it… — Volkmar Sigusch Copy Share Image
“Isn’t she wonderful? A really fine talent, and so beautiful, too.” “Yes,” I said quietly, clapping as well and taking care not… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, I slept with your mother!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief, You need only get drunk, and… — James Kenneth Stephen Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
A very drunk man comes out of the bar And sees another very drunk man, He looks up in the sky and… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but… — Stephen Stills Copy Share Image
Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All in all, I was a sad man. When I was not fighting, I was drunk. My life was writ in red,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death. — Gilbert Highet Copy Share Image
I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people.… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk;… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the… — Joseph M. Schenck Copy Share Image
“Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
“She's like cold coffee in the morning I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke She'll make me shiver without warning And… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
“I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Delirium tremens in a drunk alcoholic are an unmistakable symptom, but those intoxicated with theories are easily mistaken for geniuses. — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
People say drinking milk makes you stronger, drink 5 glasses of milk, then try to move the wall, you Can't, right? now,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
And so tonight we're going to make the lie true, and when that's done, I'll bring the liquor back here and we'll… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I like to push people till I get the truth out of them. Get them drunk, or whatever. Then discover what they… — Mark E. Smith Copy Share Image
He holds me in his big arms. Drunk and I am seeing star.s This is all I think of. Watching all our… — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
“Between you and me, Plato was a hack. All that crap about higher forms and caves? He was drunk when he wrote… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
