“drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches… — Various Copy Share Image
I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink,… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart,… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“He took a breath, then proclaimed, 'Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.' I burst into laughter, pulling my… — Cayla Kluver Copy Share Image
“Veeva should count her blessings. Three years ago it was cocaine and a year ago it was crack and lemme tell you,… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail,… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is… — John Heard Copy Share Image
Every time I got drunk, this girl named Nikki would show up. When I got drunk, I was just a different person.… — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
So I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power… — Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Copy Share Image
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I'd rather him (Grover Alexander) pitch a crucial game for me drunk, then anyone I've ever known sober. He was that good. — Rogers Hornsby Copy Share Image
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not… — Katharine Whitehorn Copy Share Image
“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
I do not want to look back in the future and bear the burden of stiffing the American people with a government… — George Santos Copy Share Image
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact… — Neneh Cherry Copy Share Image
If you don't think you've got the blues, just keep living, and if you don't think you're drunk, just keep drinking what… — Buddy Guy Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is that one should refrain not only from drinking alcohol but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
A meal without whisky is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles,… — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
I have a really good time some nights, but then I push it over the edge and ruin my boyfriend's night. I'm… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
And how could I believe that Australian wine was automatically inferior to wine sourced from other regions on the planet when I… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
“If country music has taught me anything, it's that getting drunk probably isn't the best method of dealing with heartbreak. But I'm… — Ruth Emmie Lang Copy Share Image
My approach to writing and recording now is pretty much the same as when I started. Except now I worry even less… — Erin McKeown Copy Share Image
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
