I took my mother's knife and played johnny johnny johnny on the playhouse floor. I was drunk, stabbed myself every few throws.… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
The bow of God's wrath is bent, and His arrows made ready upon the string. Justice points the arrow at your heart… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on… — Alfred E. Perlman Copy Share Image
Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I… — Maren Morris Copy Share Image
Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That… — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
If a man gets drunk and goes out and breaks his leg so that it must be amputated, God will forgive him… — Dwight L. Moody Copy Share Image
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there… — John Ford Copy Share Image
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
Like one who has eaten and drunk too much and vomits painfully and then feels better, so did the restless man wish… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
There's a difference between ad-libbing and improvising. And there's a difference between not knowing what to do and just saying something. Or… — John Cassavetes Copy Share Image
Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home… — William Topaz McGonagall Copy Share Image
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done… — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
