You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but… — Thomas Howes Copy Share Image
Im drunk off your love, girl I'm buzzing and I cant get enough of your loving. Sipping you down girl I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served… — William Kitchiner Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even… — Robert F. Young Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid… — Heather B. Armstrong Copy Share Image
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have… — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
Grab that bottle, twist that cap, hold it in the air and tip it back, I'm drunk ass hell, I'm off patron,… — LMFAO Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've… — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe.… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will… — Rumi Copy Share Image
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk… — Lucy Stone Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
Love is a wine; you have to taste it, you have to drink it, you have to become drunk with it, only… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“She shook her head with a sigh. “You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.”… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
That akward moment when your parents ask you if your high, drunk or both and your sober... And they don't belive you — Jgawesome Copy Share Image
No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by… — Kenny Hickey Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“-Would it help if I said I was very drunk? Brachio shook his head. - We all were. -Shitty childhood? -Mummy used… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Ride your emotions as the shallop rides the waves; don't get upset among them. There are people who enjoy getting swamped emotionally,… — Mary Hunter Austin Copy Share Image
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“Men drunk with ambition and power do not ground their weapons, nor stop to recognise the fellow-humanity of those they are about… — Ellis Peters Copy Share Image
I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have… — Slash Copy Share Image
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
