Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you. — Rumi Copy Share Image
I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehave — Dan Buettner Copy Share Image
I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Life passes. Eternity comes to meet us with great strides. Soon we shall be living with the very life of Jesus. Having… — Therese of Lisieux Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
I get drunk writing words. I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away with writing that I get… — John Shirley Copy Share Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
When I went to the Oscars - the only time I've ever been to the Oscars - a few years ago, I… — Carey Mulligan Copy Share Image
Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Having drunk the dregs of Your Love, I am intoxicated beyond recognition. Now, I only pray for the nearness of You so… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
I know all about violence and physical abuse because my first husband used to beat me severely when he got drunk. Once,… — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“I am not a broken heart. I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
When I was a drunk, New York was the greatest place in the world. You walk everywhere, everything is open until four… — Moby Copy Share Image
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
What we have are good gray ballplayers, playing a good gray game and reading the good gray Wall Street Journal. They have… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
