Drunk Quotes · Page 46

I don't sit around going, 'What is the matter with me? What do I have to do to get a hit?' And…

— Billy Squier

If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don’t value music much. I like the Beatles,…

— Kurt Cobain

[Dona Maria] saw that the people of this world moved about in an armor of egotism, drunk with self-gazing, athirst for compliments,…

— Thornton Wilder

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.

— Jesse Torrey

A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over…

— Clinton Scollard

Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is.…

— James Q. Wilson

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

— Terry Pratchett

“I feel wonderful and sad. It's the gin.”

— Stephen Beresford

She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had…

— Linda Howard

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk,…

— Julie Gregory

I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really…

— Mitch Hedberg

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late…

— Sophia Bush

The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't…

— George Saunders

I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get…

— Al Jourgensen

We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff…

— Ed Helms

Beer was not made to be moralized about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but…

— Stephen Stills

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

— George Gobel

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

— Anonymous

I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people.…

— Joaquin Phoenix

Beer is not the answer......beer is the question....the answer is yes

— Redstripe Team

Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit.

— Charles Bukowski

there is a world, in a far-flung corner of our galaxy, where women have no nipples and motor cars, though legally capable…

— Trevor Beattie