“Maybe he was too drunk to hear me when I told him to stop. Maybe I didn’t say it loudly enough. Maybe… — Amy Hatvany Copy Share Image
A drunk driver when he hits someone will not know until later that he has just caused the death of someone, and… — Collin Mitchell Copy Share Image
Instructions for Adam Look after no one except yourself. Go to university and make lots of friends and get drunk. Forget your… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Well or the Cup How can you tell at the start what you can give away and what you must hold… — Kay Ryan Copy Share Image
It's around midnight. After I left Dad, my choice was to either become very drunk or write this. I chose to write… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Why didn't you write all this time? Did you not remember us in a song? A dance? In the skies littered with… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
There would have to be bread, some rich, whole-grain bread and zwieback, and perhaps on a long, narrow dish some pale Westphalian… — Rainer Maria Rilke Copy Share Image
It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight." "I know. Being Drunk is weird." "Oh my god. I love you so much.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
During the past eleven days here in the Muslim world, I have eaten from the same plate, drunk from the same glass,… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or… — Henry Lawson Copy Share Image
There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful… — Wyndham Lewis Copy Share Image
The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don’t do it from a mental kind… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his eyebrow in response. "Well, aside from mine of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid,… — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over… — Paperboi Copy Share Image
“I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway,… — R.K. Lilley Copy Share Image
“All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk… — Carroll Bryant Copy Share Image
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
I didn't show up at the ceremony to collect any of my first three Oscars. Once I went fishing, another time there… — John Ford Copy Share Image
“She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
Unhappy man! Do you share my maddness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only what we have lost forever do we possess forever. Only when we have drunk from the river of darkness can we… — Brother Theodore Copy Share Image
As he followed Bill back to the others a wry though came to him, born no doubt of the wine he had… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
To be alone and to be drunk with your own aloneness is what meditation is all about. Be in the world, but… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
I mean, look, no matter how you feel about Bush, watching him speak is difficult. It's like- it's like watching a drunk… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and… — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
In Manhasset you were either Yankees or Mets, rich or poor, sober or drunk...You were 'Gaelic' or 'garlic," as one schoolmate told… — J. R. Moehringer Copy Share Image
