“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
I'm touring and I'm bored and it's an off day or I'm travelling and boom, there ya go, it's fun again cause… — Kirk Windstein Copy Share Image
“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“You don't know what a bad day is until you wake up after a three-day drunk and find out a trap spider… — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
Our Adonais has drunk poisonoh! What deaf and viperous murderer could crown Life's early cup with such a draught of woe? — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
That's why we fuck up all the paper we see. We hit the clubs, fuckin ladies for free. Getting drunk, off and… — Jim Jones Copy Share Image
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON… — Mike Epps Copy Share Image
“A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I was haunted always by my other life-my drab room in the Bronx, my square foot of the subway, my fixation upon… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Each of us is aware he's a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of… — Stanisław Lem Copy Share Image
“Hey, Ivashkov! Open up. " Avery argued. She kept pounding on the door and yelling, and finally, Adrian answered. His hair stuck… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Im's offspring stare at stars and make clocks that calculate useless happenings like the angle of a hawk's claws as it strikes… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
One man affirms that he has rode post a hundred miles in six hours; probably it is a lie; but supposing it… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The man that gets drunk is little else than a fool, And is in the habit, no doubt, of advocating for Home… — William Topaz McGonagall Copy Share Image
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months!… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on… — Eric Stoltz Copy Share Image
I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green… — Saffron Aldridge Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
It is now conceded that all idea of British intervention is at an end... I want to hug the army of the… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
You have to take pains in a memoir not to hang on the reader's arm, like a drunk, and say, 'And then… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was,… — Frederick Exley Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done… — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
“Within half an hour almost all the women were drunk, a yardstick Laing had long used to measure the success of a… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for… — Holbrook Jackson Copy Share Image
“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come… — Michael Byer Copy Share Image
I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
Then she get drunk oh and she get low like that that that. She made the dj say he gonna replay this… — Aaron Fresh Copy Share Image
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
“excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“I am not a broken heart. I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
Beware the deadly fumes of that insane elation Which rises from the cup of mad impiety, And go, get drunk with that… — William Rounseville Alger Copy Share Image
