Drunk Quote by Steve Martin

“We talked to each other as you'd talk to a stranger you'd met while drunk after the barman calls for last orders, sure you…

— Elina Hirvonen

If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think that I was a really nice girl.

— Britney Spears

I think if a girl is easy to talk to then that's the first thing I look for. It's great when you meet a…

— Zac Efron

“You were drunk. I wanted to hear the words when you were of sound mind. Women get drunk all the time and confess their…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

Drunk text me. text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and youre not quite coherent and youre…

— Anonymous

But mostly I remember every morning before school. How she'd say "Hey, honey!" just I was walking out the apartment door. And me stopping…

— Matt de la Pena

“I'm going to say hi to my girl now”

— E.L. James

After I'd met her, a mutual friend prompted me to ask her out for dinner, but she said she had a night shoot. I…

— Robert Wolders

Awkward moment when someone says HEY!!! Remember me? Your response Nope -Just Saying

— Ephrem Hardin

“She got totally trashed that night, and I never screw a drunk woman. I would have just waited until the morning when she was…

— Samantha Towle

“She wasn't actually a girl you'd turn around and look at again, and remember, I suppose; she wasn't actually pretty, I guess you'd have…

— Jack Finney

“How would I feel if I woke up and she told me that we had done it while I slept? I’d be fine with…

— Christopher Moore