Drinking Quotes · Page 52

Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war.

— Johnny Cash

“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol.

— Rudy Espinoza

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best…

— Megan Mullally

I'm drinking champagne, got the head phones up high, can't numb you out.

— Joni Mitchell

The chromatic scale is what you use to give the effect of drinking a quinine martini and having an enema simultaneously.

— Philip Larkin

Its a bit cloudy in London but people are already drinking out on the streets- God Bless the pubs.

— Guillermo del Toro

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

— Dudley Moore

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain…

— Edgar Allan Poe

“The conventional wisdom is often wrong. Crime didn’t keep soaring in the 1990s, money alone doesn’t win elections, and—surprise—drinking eight glasses of…

— Steven D. Levitt

If you have forest, if you have green forest, the water table goes up. What happens with deforestation is the water level…

— Anonymous

Right now, huge numbers of people cannot obtain even drinking water, and the situation is likely to become worse with predicted climate…

— Noam Chomsky

I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine…

— Charles Bukowski

The drinking was unhealthy and damaging to my body and my social life. Thats beyond question. I was living in constant fear…

— Daniel Radcliffe

The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The plants suck in the earth, and are…

— Abraham Cowley

The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will…

— Conan O'Brien

I sleep during the day. I still dream about drinking and drugs. Sometimes I wake to a hang-over, sometimes I wake to…

— James Frey

New York was the only city I knew in the world where you could be desperately lonely at nine in the morning,…

— Shirley MacLaine

“What everyone agreed was not very nice, was the way Clémence had carried on. Obviously, she wasn't the kind of girl you'd…

— Eacute;mile Zola

Was I being groomed for some special mission? What possible purpose could an existence like mine serve? When I wasn’t drinking in…

— Heather King

in the cupboard sits my bottle like a dwarf waiting to scratch out my prayers. I drink and cough like some idiot…

— Charles Bukowski

I often joke with my audiences that I make most of my income on a ski pole. People smile but they get…

— Robin Sharma

If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three…

— Genghis Khan

For both excessive and insufficient exercise destroy one's strength, and both eating and drinking too much or too little destroy health, whereas…

— Aristotle

I also admit, that there are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits which are not good…

— Samuel Johnson

The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did…

— Ilona Andrews

Charles had once remarked that holding onto a resentment was like eating rat poison and waiting for the rat to die.

— Anne Lamott

I've not stopped drinking, I'm not a born again one of them, we just don't have booze in the house.

— Shaun Ryder

“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”

— Vish Patil

China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.

— Howard Schultz

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

— Lou Reed

when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.

— Margaret Halsey

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

— Steve Martin

This cocktail may be virgin, but you won't be after drinking it. Schisandra is a superberry, an adaptogen and... an aphrodisiac.

— Zoe Helene

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

— Gabriel Iglesias

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup.

— Nikhil Saluja

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking…

— Alison Rosen

There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."

— H. L. Mencken

I can tell that you been crying all night, drinking all summer, praying for your happiness, hope that you recover

— Drake

I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.

— Toby Keith