In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
When I'm on a stage, I don't feel like this dude who's sitting here drinking Amstel Lights. I'm trying to temporarily become… — Alex Scally Copy Share Image
For those of you who don't know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I fought back, got injured again and I had to have another operation. I got down and depressed and I think I… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I gather you yellow-skinned men, despite your triumphs in sewage, drinking water, and Olympic gold medals, still don't have democracy. Some politician… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
A drinking man's someone who wants to forget he isn't still young an' believing. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Drinking all day Big chiefing at night I keep my eyes red and tight So that my teeth can look white — Devin the Dude Copy Share Image
Truth is...I smoke, I drink, I starve myself, I pop pills like no tomorrow, and I cut because of all my pain,… — Bailey Heideman Copy Share Image
Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
To drink for pleasure may be a distraction, but to drink from misery is always a danger. — Ellen Glasgow Copy Share Image
“...it was not considered right for a man not to drink, although drink was a dangerous thing. On the contrary, not to… — Eoghan Odinsson Copy Share Image
There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Life is not just eating, drinking, television and cinema...The human mind must be creative, must be self-generating ; it cannot depend on… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little ... The trade unions, under the European system,… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
And, even yet, I dare not let it languish, Dare not indulge in memory's rapturous pain; Once drinking deep of that divinest… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
I don't know what to do with myself between films. I end up doing unhealthy things like shopping or drinking. I'm pretty… — Johnny Galecki Copy Share Image
I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
