Drinking Quotes · Page 55

Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.

— Anistatia R. Miller

Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses…

— Ogden Nash

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

— Euripides

May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind…

— Neil Patrick Harris

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

— Brendan Behan

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

— W. C. Fields

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the…

— Scott Lynch

“It's a tradition to drink rakia with snacks. Not like the Russians, you know, who just drink to get drunk. I like…

— Annie Ward

Drinking wine is easy: tilt glass and swallow. Really tasting wine is more of a challenge. You need the proper tools and…

— Marvin Shanken

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of…

— Martin Amis

It is often difficult to definitively link a specific instance of disease to one particular cause, like water pollution. Even when tests…

— Charles Duhigg

I do think I am a country boy at heart. I love the buzz of towns and going out with friends and…

— Prince William

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly…

— Jo Brand

My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only…

— Dennis Franz

“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except…

— Roman Payne

“Do you prefer fermented or distilled? This is a trick question. It doesn’t matter how much you like wine, because wine is…

— Stuart Connelly

...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte…

— David Nicholls

During my drinking decades, I lived like a pig. My room was a hazardous pile of stilettos, tube tops, wine bottles, ashtrays,…

— Glennon Melton

One main problem with raising awareness of LGBT abuse is the denial. The term "domestic violence" is perceived as something akin to…

— Kim Kardashian

I don't know, I was young, I drank too much, you know, so I stopped. You know what I mean, it's not…

— Philip Seymour Hoffman

Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking as a badge of social aptitude, which…

— Francis Parker Yockey

I'm calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance…

— Bill O'Reilly

I've probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life. Honestly. I guess I'm a bit of a lightweight. I have…

— Mandy Moore

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

— Stewart Francis

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!

— Winston Churchill

“NOT DRINKING IS HARD. DRINKING IS HARDER. UPSIDE DOWN (ONE ON THE HOUSE) WILLIAM TEETS”

— William Teets

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When a man wants to have an alehouse meltdown, the worst thing you can do is stand in his way

— Luke Haines

A new friend is new wine, when it grows old, you will enjoy drinking it.

— Alan Kay

I'm going to keep drinking on stage. I have a pretty healthy relationship with alcohol. I know how far to go and…

— Matt Berninger

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

— Humphrey Bogart

“Pour alcohol on a bundle of nerves and it generally turns into a can of worms.”

— Ross Macdonald

I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're living in western communities.

— Cate Blanchett

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

— Marian Engel

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly…

— Benedict Cumberbatch

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

— Queen Victoria

My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.

— Tim Cahill

“Drinking ... doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles." ~ Unknown”

— Anonymous

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

— Jimmy Demaret