Drinking Quotes · Page 54

I like the drinking-out-of-the-fire-hose approach - you're getting way more than you can handle.

— Peter Heller

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

— Jerry Vale

You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?

— David Letterman

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole…

— Mojo Nixon

the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it.

— Rebecca West

“Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife”

— Scott Lynch

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

— Billy Carter

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

— Demetri Martin

There's just enough drinking and cheating songs around without me adding to them. Unless you've got something better than "Misery and Gin"…

— Aaron Watson

Well...I'm on birth control" I was drinking the water again and choked on it. It took several moments of coughing before I…

— Richelle Mead

“One minute, I'm a tragically average, fair and freckled eighth-grader with algebra homework. The next, I'm one who has swallowed liquor. I'm…

— Anne Clendening

I love finding myself in the most bizarre situations, drinking cobra's blood - really diverse stories. And yet, I will still turn…

— Phil Keoghan

“He hadn't "abused" alcohol, but had spent almost four years sitting in a chair drinking jug wine around the clock and looking,…

— Gilbert Sorrentino

Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.…

— Nishan Panwar

Whenever armed forces . . . are used, the idea of combat must be present. . . . The end for which…

— Carl von Clausewitz

“He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner…

— Alex Shakar

The custom of saluting [i.e., embracing] ladies by their relatives and friends was introduced, it is said, by the early Romans, not…

— Joseph Haydn

Sipping a cup of tea, going for a morning walk, doing your work - all these small activities make up your living.…

— Rajneesh

The hundred-point man is one who is true to every trust; who keeps his word; who is loyal to the firm that…

— Elbert Hubbard

Additional federal studies are under way to see if any contamination reaches taps or ground water used for drinking, but the program…

— Andrew Revkin

My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening…

— Eric Clapton

[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and…

— Janet Evanovich

By no means do I have a drinking problem. Yes, I do drink. I especially love a glass of red wine with…

— Danielle Fishel

A friend of mine's sister was on a TV show here in Toronto, a popular show. I don't know I guess it…

— Craig Olejnik

There's loads of stuff we should be drinking before a game but before I was a bit too lazy.

— Emile Smith Rowe

My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

When you start drinking, everything goes out of the window. You don't care about anything. You don't even care about yourself.

— Paul Merson

The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

— Jeffrey Bernard

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

— Oscar Levant

I used to get tired of drinking iced tea, so I'd ask my wife if we had some lemonade, and I would…

— Arnold Palmer

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

— Alben W. Barkley

To be here drinking a Coke can influence the process of musical creation as much as anything.

— Joseph Jarman

Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

— Anonymous

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

— W. C. Fields

“Utram bibis? Aquam an undam? What are you drinking? The water or the wave?”

— John Fowles The Magus

The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.

— Maria Edgeworth

I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

— Freddie Hubbard

“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.”

— Rachel Hawkins

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

— Benjamin Franklin

“Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on…

— Jay Bylsma