Alcohol Quote by Neil Patrick Harris

Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and, before you know it, Jager tainting.

— Stephen Colbert

I don't get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after.

— Chuck Mosley

I could probably play an alcoholic. I've had some experience with that.

— Dick Van Dyke

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.

— Jim Jefferies

Shining hard every second don't blink ho. If you aint sipping and you tripping better drink more.

— Tyga

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

— William Shakespeare

When you're playing someone who drinks a lot, it's not that interesting to play that condition because as soon as you know that, you…

— Jared Harris

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

— Richard Burton

I don't want to look out and perform in front of people who are drunk. I did that when I was playing little clubs.

— Anne Murray

I want to throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many retards act wasted . . .

— Author Name

I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

— Anonymous

Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly.

— Alison Rosen