Australia Quote by Jim Jefferies Download Open image “We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.” — Jim Jefferies ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Australia Drinking Games Inspirational
May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol? — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
There's loads of stuff we should be drinking before a game but before I was a bit too lazy. — Emile Smith Rowe Copy Share Image
Australia is one of my favorite places to play - it's a crazy experience. — Trombone Shorty Copy Share Image
Australians are hungry for sport. They love it. They're addicted to it. — Ashleigh Barty Copy Share Image
Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you… — Irish Proverb Copy Share Image
I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
I know Australians are no strangers to pubs, but in the U.K., the pub is a real meeting place because the houses can be… — John Tiffany Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy really does change people's minds; I think you can only get someone who is almost ready to change their mind.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think but I'm… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think that I am a Lefty in the sense that I grew up in countries that have a universal health-care system, but… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I like to weed out the people who aren't going to enjoy me straight off the bat. If you look at all my specials,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I used to be of the opinion that it didn't matter who you voted for. The world balanced itself out and kept on truckin'.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
In my own life, hate has consumed me at times. Or envy. When my TV show was canceled, I didn't think it deserved to… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
There's a theory with comedy that you shouldn't do anything that's too topical in your specials because people won't be able to watch them… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother. He's an… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If I didn't have a gig, I used to ring up all the comedy clubs across the country and go, 'If anyone drops out,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment,… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I've always been of the idea that is doesn't really matter where you are geographically - with 'Lonerism,' we made half the album in… — Kevin Parker Copy Share Image
In the nineteenth century some parts of the world were unexplored, but there was almost no restriction on travel.:; Up to 1914 you did… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I wanted to have a peaceful married life with my wife, so we both moved to Sydney in Australia. — Rahul Roy Copy Share Image
It will be nice to play against Australia. It's a great country, and football is getting bigger and bigger. — Juan Mata Copy Share Image
I think that prosecuting some college kid because she shared a file is a lot like sending somebody to Australia 200 years ago for… — Iggy Pop Copy Share Image
No matter what day we celebrate Australia Day, let's celebrate it together and give thanks to the original inhabitants of this vast country. We… — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
As a young kid you stay up late to watch the Ashes, getting told off for not being in bed, and dream of making… — Jonny Bairstow Copy Share Image
Coal is the moral choice, particularly for the developing world... The model for the world right now should be Australia. Australia gets it. Scientifically… — Marc Morano Copy Share Image
I want to be part of the team that wins a Test series in England and Australia. — Gautam Gambhir Copy Share Image
I was brought up in a Christian home in Australia with a father who was very bold about his faith. — Ken Ham Copy Share Image
Part of my plan was not only to introduce all useful animals that I possibly could into this part of Australia, but also the… — George Grey Copy Share Image
