He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome... Jason Bateman — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Benedict Cumberbatch is not only the best name in show business, it's also the response you get when you ask John Travolta… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
[Before introducing the nominees for best animated film] If you're at the awards party with the guys who made the Lego Movie,… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Oh sure, now you like him [after the audience applaud David Oyelowo]. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
The subject of Citizenfour, Edward Snowden, could not be here for some treason. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
American Sniper focuses on a soldier with 160 kills, or as Harvey Weinstein calls it, a slow morning — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
My favorite time to dance is at, like, wedding receptions, when it's all ages and everyone seems to be having fun. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Paris is not so exciting and romantic when you’re jet lagged and alone. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I didn't want to go marching down the street with camera crews. Oy. To get married? Really? It seems like you have an agenda… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
'Smurfs' just seemed like a great way to represent a young father to be, guy in a marriage, work in conflict, and I was… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
What defines a relationship is the work that's involved to maintain it, and it's constantly changing. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I like to make decisions based on things I'm interested in doing, not what seems like the next move in my quote-unquote career. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“He wanted a home. He wanted a family. He wanted to have friends. But none of those things were realistic. At least not until… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Rest in peace, Steve Jobs. Your genius will live on for generations to come... — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Before babies, I worked very hard to make sure I understood my surroundings and figured out where I fit in the world, whether it… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
I often teach a graduate theater seminar on Greek tragedy in performance. I usually begin by saying that no matter what technological advances occur,… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Thankfully I've been quite lucky in my career, but it's always good to re-evaluate things and think about what else you want to do. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
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