“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy” — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Satiety comes of too frequent repetition and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I have a kid and I don't like parties and I did all my drinking and drug use very early on when… — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
Alcohol is not the answer to all questions.. But, if you don't get the answer it helps you to forget the question. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager… — Bruce McCulloch Copy Share Image
I'm very open about the fact that I'm a big fan of day drinking. I also love cooking. I cook all day,… — Chrissy Teigen Copy Share Image
No longer is drinking an art with Americans; once they drank for the taste, but now they drink only for the effect.… — Alice-Leone Moats Copy Share Image
A Wired reader told me once, Get a life, which I read from the back of a yacht in the Aegean, while… — Nicholas Negroponte Copy Share Image
Walt Whitman, a kosmos, of Manhattan the son, Turbulent, fleshy, sensual, eating, drinking and breeding, No sentimentalist, no stander above men and… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
“I realize now that drinking never solved my problem. How could it? It impairs the mind, fogs the senses, and diminishes other… — Sukree Boodram Copy Share Image
I try to work out as much as I can and, of course, eat healthily. Drinking a lot of water, sweating during… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
I'll look through a script, and if there's a lot of night shooting I tend not to want to do it. If… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
It was like that class at school where the teacher talks about Realization, about how you could realize something big in a… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
When every hope is gone, 'when helpers fail and comforts flee,' I find that help arrives somehow, from I know not where.… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
According to the American Psychological Association, the most effective stress-relief strategies are exercising or playing sports, praying or attending a religious service,… — Kelly McGonigal Copy Share Image
I've been looking for answers all of my life. Yes I realize now these are not what I needed. No, in fact,… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
It’s all about control. Control is illusory. No matter what university you go to, no matter what degree you hold, if your… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and acrid blood which drives them mad in a hundred… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch Copy Share Image
Radiation, unlike smoking, drinking, and overeating, gives no pleasure, so the possible victims object. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little slurp puddle for someone… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk. — Francis Chichester Copy Share Image
This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me… — Megan Amram Copy Share Image
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I think everyone knows that I'm the type of person who can have a good time without drinking. — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.” — Mitch Ratcliffe Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working. — Gina Rinehart Copy Share Image
I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course. — John Stamos Copy Share Image
