Drinking Quotes · Page 49

I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.

— Henry David Thoreau

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let…

— Martin Luther

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

— Anonymous

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else…

— Anthony Bourdain

In a country where half a million die every year only for drinking polluted water, it is more necessary for us to…

— Imran Khan

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

— Ernest Hemingway

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour.

— Joan Acocella

I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But…

— John Mulaney

I hope you're very careful working, eating and drinking when the heat is so great--there are temptations there which at home you…

— Emily Dickinson

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I…

— Matthew Perry

John Barrymore was a serious actor who did a great deal of research for all his parts, until, I guess, he was…

— John Carradine

I was raised in the city, shitty Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty Drinkin' liquor out my momma's titty And…

— Tupac Shakur

“I knew what Charley would do. He would spend the evening drinking himself into the mindset of a cinder block. If they…

— Dan Ahearn

Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything?…

— Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves

Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was…

— Daniel Burka

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It…

— Jonah Hill

the explanation of the ebb and flow of the women's movement ... is partly psychological. During those early post-war years when successes…

— Eleanor Rathbone

“Guests stay where you've put them, and carry on doing whatever you suggested they do, until you suggest they stop and do…

— Anne Fine

“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said…

— Fletcher Pratt

I spent a long time looking at faces, drinking in smiles. Am I happy or unhappy? It’s not a very important question.…

— Albert Camus

I think it's important that people think about what they are doing and that includes what they are eating. I am 61…

— Nicholas Stern

“The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American…

— Gillian Flynn

Over 1 billion people have no access to clean drinking water, and more than 2.9 billion have no access to sanitation services.…

— Marq de Villiers

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

— Richard Pryor

The perfect BOY FRIEND doesn't drink,doesn't smoke,doesn't cheat and doesn't EXIST

— Anonymous

How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research.

— H. L. Mencken

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

— Anonymous

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

— Anonymous

Drinking and taking drugs. I think there was also a sort of druggie or trance-like nature to the way that I used…

— Claire Dederer

Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments. Faded way too long, I'm floatin' in and out of consciousness.

— Drake

“Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

I wasn't out drinking and abusing my body. I simply loved to go out and dance.

— Willie Stargell

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

— Casey Stengel

One day you are drinking the wine, and they next day you are picking the grapes.

— Lou Holtz

I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.

— Ricky Gervais

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

— Mark Twain

I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.

— Dorothy Parker

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

— Art Buchwald