My life is nothing but pressure. All pressure. This pressure is like a heaviness. It's always on top of me, this heaviness.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs; one for vodka and one for overeating.” — Kenneth Eade Copy Share Image
He looked all the boys individually in the eyes then laid his gaze on me. Why you looking at me like that?… — Jade Copy Share Image
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's over a billion people on this planet that don't have access to clean drinking water. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
I got caught cheating a bunch of times, well now I'm not drinking but you think just because I say, "Oh I'm… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Whether a person is spiritual or not, we all seek to get away from the stress, anger, and anxiety of everyday life.… — Yanni Copy Share Image
I suppose when some people see you on TV, they expect you to be this flamboyant, champagne-drinking stud. But I'm not like… — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
When you're thirty-five, you can't take as much booze ... and I always got a little violent on drink...So it was kind… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
WE two boys together clinging, One the other never leaving, Up and down the roads going, North and South excursions making, Power… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
No matter what ailed you, a small glass of schnapps would take care of it at once. This particular remedy was so… — Molly Picon Copy Share Image
Sir, I have no objection to a man's drinking wine, if he can do it in moderation. I found myself apt to… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I drink out of desperation. Life is too dreary to endure. The misery, loneliness, crampedness - they're heartbreaking.[...] What feelings do you… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
I try to stay clear of karaoke because it normally involves an excess amount of drinking. — Sam Palladio Copy Share Image
I love horses, and I love all of it. The sights and sounds and smells, the whole genre of Westerns - I… — Mary Steenburgen Copy Share Image
Wine drinking goes back at least six thousand years. Wine writing probably began a year or two later. — Frank J. Prial Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Kip Keino, Moses Tanui, Paul Tergat, they all come from my tribe. Some say it is the food we eat that makes… — Martin Lel Copy Share Image
Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards… — Jeffrey Sachs Copy Share Image
“I need a drink. Now.” After tossing—fine, throwing—my purse and keys on the couch, I march straight into the kitchen. No more… — Lilly Avalon Copy Share Image
There is one fault that I must find With the twentieth century. And I'll put it in a couple of words; Too… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Sparhawk grinned. "If Martel finds out that he's drinking again, he'll reach down his throat and pull his heart out." "Can you… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
Wish I could exchange my heart for another liver. That way I could drink more and care less. — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
I can tell that you been crying all night, drinking all summer, praying for your happiness, hope that you recover — Drake Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
“Reading is the life-saving water for our minds. Drink pure words as much as you need and remain alive!” — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
I don't know that any writing comes easily, but I certainly get more immersed in novels. I don't think the routine is… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I don't think it's something that people would ask a man. Some people make a huge deal out of the fact that… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
Do something to make more money yourself - spend less time drinking or smoking and socialising, and more time working. — Gina Rinehart Copy Share Image
It is the sign of a dull mind to dwell upon the cares of the body, to prolong exercise, eating and drinking… — Epictetus Copy Share Image
I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it. — Carl Andre Copy Share Image