Drinking Quotes · Page 45

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic.

— Mitch Hedberg

I had heard blues and jazz all my life but I was never aware that it was associated with nightclubs and drinking.

— Nina Simone

I don't go about playing music differently. It changes my sleeping schedule and my drinking habits, that's what I like to say.

— Norah Jones

There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.

— Bret Easton Ellis

All the stuff about being a drinking club, or having players who were not good enough, I treat as rubbish.

— Bryan Robson

Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?

— Anonymous

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming…

— Lord Byron

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

— Bill Maher

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than…

— Gisele Bundchen

'The Real World' is the most predictable arc ever. They get on the show, they're all excited, we're gonna be best friends,…

— Adam McKay

Because Brenda [Carlin] had a drinking problem along with the coke, she had to hit bottom first. Most alcoholics do. And for…

— George Carlin

If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in…

— Tom Ford

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes…

— Thomas de Quincey

Atrazine - a herbicide often used on corn fields, golf courses and even lawns - has become one of the most common…

— Charles Duhigg

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon…

— Dylan Thomas

Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a…

— Kim Gordon

To minimize my guilt at going to the pictures - to call this wanton pursuit of an effete pleasure by another name…

— Quentin Crisp

I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco…

— Thomas Huxley

Reformers have long observed city people loitering on busy corners, hanging around in candy stores and bars and drinking soda popon stoops,…

— Jane Jacobs

“Rick feels almost the way he used to halfway through his third drink, his favorite moment, the way he wishes all moments…

— Douglas Coupland

We say, 'Shall we meet for a drink?', as though drinking were the main end of the appointment, and the matter of…

— Jonathan Coe

This work, though it deals only with eating and drinking, which are regarded in the eyes of our supernaturalistic mock-culture as the…

— Ludwig Feuerbach

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of…

— David Daiches

I was charging forward too hard, into too many war zones, working too long, drinking too heavily, pushing forward, pushing forward. And…

— Brad Willis

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

— Anonymous

Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.

— Marguerite Duras

“My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.”

— Gerry Abbey

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

— H. L. Mencken

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

— Jimmy Breslin

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.

— Dawn French

Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

— Anonymous

'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess

— John Selden

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

— Augusten Burroughs

Drinking freshly made juices and eating enough whole foods to provide adequate fiber is a sensible approach to a healthful diet.

— Jay Kordich

This is a message 4 all those who DON'T DRINK OR SMOKE! One day your old friends will die n u will…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

I'll start drinking tea over coffee when the big hand is on Never and the little hand is on Ain't Gonna Happen.

— James Lileks

The way we guarantee safe drinking water is broken and needs to be fixed,

— Carol Browner

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.

— Marc Price

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

— Dario Fo

Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.

— Charles Bukowski