Drinking Quote by Bret Easton Ellis

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

— Erma Bombeck

I haven't had a drink in six months, so I'm certainly not going out drinking 'till five in the morning now. It just caught…

— Colin Farrell

I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence

— Miguel Torres

I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview…

— Dan Hicks

I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.

— Rip Torn

Continually finding excuses for taking a small glass of brandy and water.

— John Leech

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

— Jimmy Buffett

Am I drinking today? Well, put it this way, I'm not not drinking.

— Pete Way

To demand that a person pee in a cup whenever you wish him to, without a documented reason to suspect that he has been…

— Alexander Shulgin

Okay, I've admitted to drinking too much. Okay, so I'm dealing with it.

— Rob Ford

I want to go on the record and say I have never urinated in public. But the night is still young.

— Amy Poehler