Alcohol Quote by Anonymous

Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

— Anonymous

Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up next to someone congratulate them for liking you at your worse.

— Adar Burks

Rule number one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.

— John Berendt

Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

— Anonymous

Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you…

— Irish Proverb

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.

— Anonymous

It's never too early not to drink.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic.

— Rob Ford

Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit.

— Anonymous

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

— Brian Clough

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

— Shemp Howard