The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der). — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot. 'Why does he get depressed?' 'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
“Alcohol was like a fun cousin I visited every once in a while but never planned a trip around.” — Abby Fabiaschi Copy Share Image
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I think you have you to give people the facts [about global warming], and then you have to tell them, this is… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
As I sat at the Cafe I said to myself, They may talk as they please about what they call pelf, They… — Arthur Hugh Clough Copy Share Image
I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy. — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing Copy Share Image
The feel of the place was deep, the prehistoric heartbeat of the rocks complicating the music, the people bright, all different kinds… — Jason Burke Copy Share Image
“All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and… — Émile Zola Copy Share Image
I'm that person in the bar who's like 'Can they turn the music down ? I would like to chat.' I don't… — Domhnall Gleeson Copy Share Image
“Kelley also marked 1965 as a turning point for another profound reason. That year, he discovered the work of author Ayn Rand.… — Laurence Galian Copy Share Image
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When every hope is gone, 'when helpers fail and comforts flee,' I find that help arrives somehow, from I know not where.… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
When you notice an unhelpful emotion or a shift in mood, or when you notice that you're doing something you know can… — Peter Kinderman Copy Share Image