Drinking Quotes · Page 38

Drinking and smoking grass were a part of my life as far back as I can remember.

— Al Pacino

“I went out and had a drink. I needed to talk to someone, and solitary drinkers are lucky in this regard— they…

— Daniel Quinn

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

— Auguste Piccard

“one doesn't even think of the liver and if the liver doesn't think of us, that's fine.”

— Charles Bukowski

If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as…

— Elizabeth Loftus

I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.

— Berhan Ahmed

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at…

— Gerald R. Ford

I'm a big kid. I love drinking chocolate milk. I'm not afraid to watch some cartoons once in a while when I'm…

— Billy Horschel

Still, I have been no one's enemy but my own. My easy nature, either in drinking or anything else, was always ready…

— John Clare

Bacchus ever fair and young, Drinking joys did first ordain. Bachus's blessings are a treasure, Drinking is the soldier's pleasure, Rich the…

— John Dryden

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not.…

— Oscar Wilde

“If I hadn’t quit drinking, yeah, maybe I’d be dead or in jail. But probably I’d just be missing out on an…

— Brendan Leonard

I often wonder if all the writers who are alcoholics drink a lot because they aren't writing. It is not because they…

— Natalie Goldberg

I watched the piles of feces go up the conveyor belt... They made their way through the machine... A few minutes later…

— Bill Gates

if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends…

— Agnes Repplier

Time for Wine Tasting 101. “So here’s how this works. When tasting a wine, as opposed to casual drinking, there are four…

— Julie James

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high…

— Michael Rapaport

I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for…

— Kelly Link

“Jem grinned. “Where have you been? The Blue Dragon? The Mermaid?” “The Devil Tavern if you must know.” Will sighed and leaned…

— Cassandra Clare

I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully,…

— George Lopez

I can hardly bring myself to caution you against drinking, because I am persuaded that I am writing to a rational creature,…

— Lord Chesterfield

I have always been a big advocate of tap water-not because I think it harmless but because the idea of purchasing water…

— Sandra Steingraber

It is essential that we renew our covenants by partaking of the sacrament. When we do this with a sincere heart, with…

— Vaughn J Featherstone

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

— Albert Einstein

Drinking was a big help with me making music, because drinking gives you courage. But it also makes you reckless, and that's…

— Robert Wyatt

I reckon if I can't spend the day sleeping, the next best thing is to spend it reading and drinking.

— Pete McCarthy

My rule - and I feel like this is a pretty good rule for life - no drinking while on television. I…

— Brooke Baldwin

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…

— Ernest Hemingway

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

— Chelsea Handler

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

I'm just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water.

— Jennie Garth

To drink for pleasure may be a distraction, but to drink from misery is always a danger.

— Ellen Glasgow

To me drink is my best friend cuz its allways there when I'm feeling down

— Dan The Man

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

— Ernest Hemingway

“Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.”

— BJ Neblett

When it comes to the many addictions and vices and quitting saying I can't generally means I choose not to

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

— Brian Clough

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

— Red Skelton