Drinking Quotes · Page 40

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

— Mitch Hedberg

I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough.

— Diogenes

Partying means drinking. It also means playing records by Lou Reed and Chicago, which I thought was a city but is also…

— Ron Currie Jr

Twas Noah who first planted the vine And mended his morals by drinking its wine.

— Benjamin Franklin

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because…

— Maurice Gibb

He'd heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.

— Terry Pratchett

I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together.

— Jackie Chan

I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.

— Anonymous

What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help…

— Ewan McGregor

“Drinking the cup of life is fully appropriating and internalizing our own unique existence, with all its sorrows and joys. It is…

— Henri J.M. Nouwen

Drinking water that does not meet a federal health guideline will not necessarily make someone ill. Many contaminants are hazardous only if…

— Charles Duhigg

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is…

— Dave Attell

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst,…

— Latin Proverb

i keep drinking the ink from my pen and i'm balancing history books up on my head but it all boils down…

— Conor Oberst

“Lady Astor was also said to have responded to a question from Churchill about what disguise he should wear to a masquerade…

— Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to…

— Laura Kightlinger

I don't think I ever would have had a problem being vulnerable or introspective but the problem with drinking is it's very…

— Ryan Montgomery

Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking…

— Mario Batali

Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when, I've been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high…

— John Lee Hooker

I never had the idea of moving to Paris and becoming something. I liked the idea of living in Paris because it…

— Rosecrans Baldwin

If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and…

— Aisha Tyler

I was in Cancun, Mexico, sitting in a disappearing-edge swimming pool, on a bar stool that was actually under the water, watching…

— Karen Marie Moning

The alcohol was awful. I was a terrible alcoholic. I mean, people used to ask how much drugs I did. I said,…

— Dennis Hopper

“New Rule: The Napa Valley is Disneyland for alcoholics. Be honest, you're not visiting wineries in four days because you're an oenophile,…

— Bill Maher

The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and…

— Charles Dickens

There's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave, nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.

— Warren Zevon

I was really not a good student, and I felt that shame every day. That's one of the reasons I started smoking…

— Gary Shteyngart

Since I've quit drinking, I'm not sure I've found the good life, but I've certainly uncovered a better one.

— Koren Zailckas

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit…

— Margot Leitman

“People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams.”

— Amit Kalantri

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

— Paul McCartney

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.

— Thomas Haden Church

I think I need a drink.' 'Almost everybody does only they don't know it.

— Charles Bukowski

I stopped drinking before I became a comic; one was a replacement for the other.

— Frank Skinner

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“You're going to start drinking already?" said Nim, her tear-stained face bleak. "No," said Theo. "I'm going to *continue* drinking.”

— Leigh Bardugo

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

— William Nicholson

In fact, the first piece of art I ever sold, I paid someone else to make the next one, so I could…

— Damien Hirst

“Seth discovered that night that he had two extra stomachs; one for vodka and one for overeating.”

— Kenneth Eade

“He finished his drink. 'I don’t like mornings either,' he said. “That’s why I’m a writer.”

— Dorothy B. Hughes