Drinking Quotes · Page 39

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several…

— W. C. Fields

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the…

— Hugh Hood

A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der).

— Francois Rabelais

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

— Bob Hope

Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do…

— Anonymous

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

— Kinky Friedman

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

— Gary Allan

I didn't have any intention of playing music for a living or anything like that. I was just not doing well in…

— Frank Fairfield

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And…

— W. C. Fields

“The fruit of youth or of the grape, the transitory magic of the brief passage from darkness to darkness - the old…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

Drinking coffee is kinda my major hobby... the great benefit of being an actor is you have all this spare time. My…

— Craig Parker

Were I to prescribe a rule for drinking, it should be formed upon a saying quoted by Sir William Temple: the first…

— Joseph Addison

If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable…

— Robert Black

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early…

— George Carlin

When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle…

— James Crumley

I've always had a lot of time for servicemen. Yet there's been this bad relationship between civilians and the armed services. We…

— Ross Kemp

I was in my teens and I was going through a bit of a phase, drinking a lot and doing E tablets…

— Damien Dempsey

I have this fantasy that the second movie would begin with a brief statement by all of the young actors who had…

— Daniel Handler

I could hear the knock and whistle of the water pipes, the purr of the calico cat. And at that moment a…

— David Leavitt

So he lent her books. After all, one of life's best pleasures is reading a book of perfect beauty; more pleasurable still…

— Anonymous

I'm not suggesting at all that we take away all of the characters' vices. I am suggesting that this particular vice is…

— Joe Eszterhas

(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources…

— Lewis Mumford

London has changed enormously and so have the English in the past decade. They're more like Americans and more like Europeans, too.…

— Doris Lessing

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.

— Lorna Luft

“Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts.”

— Anna Keesey

Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Harboring unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

— Joyce Meyer

I wasn't doing much work when I was using and drinking. I have friends who did it (work), but I wasn't one…

— Rob Roberge

Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober.

— John William Fletcher

Drinking away what you once meant to me. Screaming, Fuck all these memories!

— Anonymous

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

— Oliver Reed

It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking…

— Denis Leary

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

— Lemmy Kilmister

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

— John Milton

He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And…

— Elton John

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

— Clement Freud

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

— Margaret Smith

When Life gives you lemonaid, look for someone who was given vodka and have a party.

— Levita Charin