Drinking Quote by Clement Freud

“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.”

Clement Freud

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If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.

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I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

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