Asks Quote by Clement Freud

I'm an Englishman. What more can I say?

— Alan Sugar

There is sort of a hobbit-like element to a lot of British people. They don't want to be told something until they have worked…

— Daniel Hannan

YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the…

— Adam Rex

There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in…

— George Bernard Shaw

British conversation is like a game of cricket or a boxing match; personal allusions are forbidden like hitting below the belt, and anyone who…

— Andre Maurois

“Equally arresting are British pub names. Other people are content to dub their drinking establishment with pedestrian names like Harry’s Bar and the Greenwood…

— Bill Bryson

It is in bad taste," is the most formidable word an Englishman can pronounce.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.

— Manfred von Richthofen

The British have slang words, as we do, but it was fun.

— Dennis Farina

“I start referring to sums of money as a pony, a bottle, a carpet or a monkey, quite unselfconsciously. Probably sounds ridiculous in my…

— Victoria Coren

“He tolerated his fellow Englishmen, but the Welsh were cabbage-farting dwarves, the Scots were scabby arse-suckers, and the French were shriveled turds.”

— Bernard Cornwell

English is the product of a Saxon warrior trying to make a date with an Angle bar-maid, and as such is no more legitimate…

— H. Beam Piper