Drinking Quotes · Page 20

Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.

— Jerrod Niemann

Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.

— Anonymous

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

— Anonymous

Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”

— Ryan Mecum

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

— Arthur Baer

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.

— Robert Rankin

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.

— Michael Broadbent

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]”

— Benjamin Franklin

I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.

— Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

— Chelsea Handler

Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing that you'll never drink again.

— Anonymous

I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.

— Anonymous

Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst

— Bible

If water was vodka & I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka…

— Nishan Panwar

I haven't had a drink in six months, so I'm certainly not going out drinking 'till five in the morning now. It…

— Colin Farrell

“A glass of wine or beer at the age of 14 can lead to binge drinking, say scientists. Early alcohol experience is…

— Anonymous

It seems like a dangerous concept to have someone who's just your drinking buddy. Someone you have nothing in common with, if…

— Olivia Wilde

I felt tears sting into my eyes, and took a deep swallow of the first champagne I had ever tasted, remembering that…

— Anne Rivers Siddons

They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little…

— P. J. O'Rourke

The [Donald] Trump administration is making it very clear that they intend to destroy our only drinking water resource on the Standing…

— Chase Iron Eyes

A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his…

— Amit Verma

It has to start from the inside. I've been juicing like crazy, vegetable juice all day long - instead of drinking coffee.…

— Milla Jovovich

The proper drinking of Scotch whisky is more than indulgence: it is a toast to civilization, a tribute to the continuity of…

— David Daiches

I was charging forward too hard, into too many war zones, working too long, drinking too heavily, pushing forward, pushing forward. And…

— Brad Willis

Reformers have long observed city people loitering on busy corners, hanging around in candy stores and bars and drinking soda popon stoops,…

— Jane Jacobs

“Rick feels almost the way he used to halfway through his third drink, his favorite moment, the way he wishes all moments…

— Douglas Coupland

We say, 'Shall we meet for a drink?', as though drinking were the main end of the appointment, and the matter of…

— Jonathan Coe

This work, though it deals only with eating and drinking, which are regarded in the eyes of our supernaturalistic mock-culture as the…

— Ludwig Feuerbach

When I started playing music at East Tennessee State University I would sit on a stool with a tip jar in front…

— Kenny Chesney

“... drink levels all mankind. It is the ultimate democrat”

— Terry Pratchett

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

— Anonymous

“To Churchill, drinking is good manners, not a disease.” “Dad”

— Francine Mathews

I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

— William Shakespeare

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

— Caroline Knapp

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

— Willie Nelson

The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out.

— Jessica Mcdoodle

“I don’t have a drinking problem,” I said. “I have a stopping problem.”

— G.M. Ford