Drinking Quote by Robert Rankin

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

— Ernest Rutherford

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

— Dean Martin

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

— Oliver Reed

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

— Anonymous

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

— Isaac Asimov

Being sober for so many years is getting interesting.

— Peter O'Toole

It's a myth created by my 'well-wishers' that I used to have long drinking sessions every night with my cronies.

— Shatrughan Sinha

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

— Malachy McCourt

“Getting drunk is, uh...getting drunk, you're in complete control...up to a point. It's your choice,every time you take a sip. You have a lot…

— jerry hopkins

“The "delirium tremens" of alcoholic drunkards has unmistakable symptoms, but that of those intoxicated with theories is easily confused with genius.”

— Samael Aun Weor

The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drunken thoughts are sober words.

— Anonymous