Philosophy Quote by Robert Rankin

“Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?”

— Robert Rankin

If there are no spots on a sugar cube then I’ve just put a dice in my tea.

— Robert Rankin

“Pooley rose to investigate but the Professor restrained him with a firm and unyielding hand. Jim marvelled at the ancient’s newly acquired strength. ‘Do…

— Robert Rankin

“The hill road wound upwards, as hill roads do, unless you're coming down them, of course.”

— Robert Rankin

“I know little of the Catholic faith,’ said Pooley, ‘who was Pope Alexander VI?’ ‘He was not what one would describe as a good…

— Robert Rankin

Because I'm a special gatekeeper. I'm the head gatekeeper. Because, although, as you can see, I'm only a head, I'm also the gatekeeper. Which…

— Robert Rankin

“Her hair was simply red and her coat was deacon blue.”

— Robert Rankin

“I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father”

— Robert Rankin

“There was a lot of joy to be had in the contemplation of a pint glass; in terms of plain reality of course, there…

— Robert Rankin

Now, it's a fact well known to those who know it well that prophets of doom only attain popularity when they get the drinks…

— Robert Rankin

“There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness. And smelliness and ghastliness. For they would eat…

— Robert Rankin

What is believed to be a fact is only a fact until another fact supersedes it. Science is only a fashion. Nothing more.

— Robert Rankin