Drinking Quote by Nora Dunn

Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway.

— Robert Rankin

I built a cannon out of ice, and wrapped myself in the funeral carpet which my husbands and wives had woven for me out…

— Kelly Link

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven…

— George Bernard Shaw

When you're sober it's easier to stay in line with your train of thought. There's a lot more you're thinking about that you want…

— Ryan Montgomery

Do you know why more people don't sober up? Because they don't wear their livers on the outside. If everyone wore their liver on…

— M.C. Beaton

Writers often have a 'drunk' that is different than anyone else's. That's why it's so insidious and so damning. First of all, because they…

— Debra Winger

It is not consistent with truth that a man should sacrifice half of his stomach only to God-that he should be sober in drinking,…

— Tertullian

They [the Persians] are accustomed to deliberate on matters of the highest moment when warm with wine; but whatever they in this situation may…

— Herodotus

Get Up is basically the book I wanted to have my first year of sobriety. I wish someone had given me this book a…

— Bucky Sinister

I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner,…

— John Daly

The pleasant life is not produced by continual drinking and dancing, nor sexual intercourse, nor rare dishes of sea food and other delicacies of…

— Epicurus

“He believed a man should never be sober but never be drunk. And he believed in watching out for family, even if you had…

— Allan Dare Pearce