Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone who has ever counted drinking amongst their hobbies has never kissed a man. — Dave Rowntree Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love. — Luc de Clapiers Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im trippin on that gin and j. I'm trippin on that cognac I aint trippin on that whiskey all day long I'm… — Dopeboy Copy Share Image
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
Why does the sea moan evermore? Shut out from heaven it makes its moan, It frets against the boundary shore; All earth's… — Christina Rossetti Copy Share Image
I had what AA calls 'a convincer' - which made me realize that I couldn't do it any more. I went out… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking… — Jack Osbourne Copy Share Image
I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going… — Heather King Copy Share Image
“All round there was a rising tide of beer, widow Désir's barrels had all been broached, beer had rounded all paunches and… — Émile Zola Copy Share Image
When I was home, traditionally since I was young, I'd write in cafés. That was the romantic notion in 1963. Café atmospheres… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I train twice a day and I make sure I eat right. I'm an avid tea drinker and I enjoy the benefits… — Miesha Tate Copy Share Image
I was largely drinking to forget where I was. When you’re in a place like Vietnam, you get to a point where… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
Drinking and drugging make it so your reality flies away from you. Your body and your mind are not present. I loved… — Claire Dederer Copy Share Image
A lot of the guilt didn't help my drinking at that point. I never expected a divorce to happen in my life… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
'In-between' is sort of - an animator does the key poses. He'll do extremes, you know, like a character reaching out for… — Pete Docter Copy Share Image
![“Someone you don't know:My birthday is today me: no way how old are you? [ walking away] some you don't know: 21 me: so you are now legally able to buy beer right? your soon to be best friend: yep me: me and you are going best friend name...” quote by MrAwesome](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1f8/mrawesome-12595_beer_someone-you-don-t-know-my-birthday-is-to_1673208.jpg)
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