Drinking Quote by Nishan Panwar

If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm…

— Anonymous

If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But since the…

— Anonymous

IF the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up. But since…

— Shubham Joshi

If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck Id swim to the bottom and never come up. But the oceans not vodka…

— Dr C Glynn

I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I got DRUNK.…

— Anonymous

I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.

— Fred Shero

I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.

— Franz Kafka

I've always had a duck personality. Calm above water, feet going crazy below.

— K. Flay

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

— Jodi Picoult

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

— Dylan Moran

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

— Kinky Friedman

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

— John Barrymore