Duck Quote by Anonymous
“If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.”
“If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.”