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“If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.” quote by Anonymous
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“If vodka was water and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck, so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.”

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