Dog Quotes · Page 58

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

— Martina Navratilova

Galactic Hot Dogs is an insanely entertaining, eye-popping adventure!

— Lincoln Peirce

I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.

— Charles Darwin

Just saw my dog's dick. Having trouble looking him in the eyes now.

— Nikhil Saluja

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

— Oliver Herford

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

— Gary Delaney

The dog has made man their God, if the dog was an atheist, it would be perfect.

— Paul Valery

My aunt and uncle took me to Disneyland when I was a kid. I threw up my chili dog all over Space…

— Peaches

“You know your family’s got problems when the hippies with the stoned dog are worried about you.”

— Leslie Stella

Some people could learn from dogs! After all, they are more patient, faithful, loyal and loving, forgiving and compassionate than most humans.

— Nishan Panwar

The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man - say a Tennessee Holy Roller - is really very small.

— H. L. Mencken

Sometimes I observe stuff I haven't been through and write about it. I used to walk my dog with these 50-year-olds, and…

— Jorja Smith

Your cells are not working as hard as your dog's but harder than your horse's. The bigger the animal, the less energy…

— Geoffrey West

People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just…

— Jack Handey

“Non c’è niente da fare, l’uomo è un cane che si mangia la coda. Gira in cerchio fino a consumarsi.”

— Anonymous

You can live a lifetime and, at the end of it, know more about other people than you know about yourself. You…

— Beryl Markham

I was an only child. Growing up, we moved a lot, so I didn't have any close friends. So the animals I…

— William McNamara

Aggression is not a breed thing. Its a state of mind, and it comes from how the human is with the dog.…

— Cesar Millan

It was just a wonderful experience, one for the memory book for sure. The sad thing about it was that the picture…

— Curtis Hanson

“Tiny.” Juliet’s firm voice brought the dog to an abrupt halt much to Ryder’s immense relief. “Sit.” The damn dog sat and…

— Amy Andrews

Because I have conducted my own operas and love sheep-dogs; because I generally dress in tweeds, and sometimes, at winter afternoon concerts,…

— Ethel Smyth

I come in as an actor, having read through the script a few times, made a couple of character-choices, thinking I'm going…

— Jason Graae

“Suddenly a dog burst from the concealment of the trees, its shaggy wheaten coat gleaming warmly in the sun. He was a…

— Tracy Anne Warren

No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.

— Gene Hill

“Feed a dog so your neighbor won't bark at you.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

Hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even

— Norman Ralph Augustine

But thinks, admitted to that equal sky, His faithful dog shall bear him company.

— Alexander Pope

Thank God I got the rejects. These animals are very, very affectionate.

— Eartha Kitt

My songs are like a three-legged dog - you have to get to know them to have any love for them.

— Dave Matthews

I miss just being able to go out with my dog, in nature and being spontaneous.

— Bill Kaulitz

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard.”

— Jarod Kintz

Why do dogs love their daily walks? They get to check their p-mail!

— Nikhil Saluja

As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.

— Max Lucado

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

— Anonymous

The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting.

— Anonymous

Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

— Muhammad Ali

If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.

— John Madden

In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.

— Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

— Will Rogers