Atheism Quote by H. L. Mencken

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

— Louis Sabin

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular,…

— Louis Sabin

You can't measure a dog's intelligence by giving him a verbal test 'cause it's not on their scale, but that doesn't mean they're not…

— Bryan Fuller

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

— Amy Hempel

That awkward moment when you find out that your dog is smarter than you

— Anonymous

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99…

— Jay Leno

“It's a dog eat dog world...but only if the first dog is more stupid than the first. (Sandy Hyatt-James)”

— Sandy Hyatt-James

Sometimes you're sure dogs have some secret, superior intelligence, and other times you know they're only their simple, goofy selves.

— Deb Caletti

Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men.

— Eugene O'Neill

SMART MAY HAVE THE BRAINS BUT STUPID MAY HAVE THE BALLS

— Yo-chica15

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are…

— Samuel Johnson

At home I have a Tibetan terrier. I'm still not sure if he's a genius or very thick. It's a fine line.

— Hugh Bonneville