Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“He lavished his affection on the dog and even had Willie, sitting up on a chair, dine with him at his table.… — Ladislas Farago Copy Share Image
Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm. — Jeanne Schinto Copy Share Image
Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz Copy Share Image
When you are talking to a dog about cancer, there are no judgments or taboos. — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch — Lisi Harrison Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it.… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
Amid the cheering of the crowds, he hardly heard his master's voice, but he saw the familiar head and shoulders, and the… — Ernest Thompson Seton Copy Share Image
One thing about Italians is you can't let them in your head. They're inquisitive. The English and Germans are a dog tribe;… — Terence Trent D'Arby Copy Share Image
“Dogs don't censor themselves. Maybe animals were smarter than people. The dog was so happy. My mom and dad too. It felt… — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
There is lace in every living thing: the bare branches of winter, the patterns of clouds, the surface of water as it… — Brunonia Barry Copy Share Image
The wild boar is often held by a small dog. [Lat., A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper.] — Ovid Copy Share Image
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad. — Kristan Higgins Copy Share Image
At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with… — William Standish Knowles Copy Share Image
She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book. — Gloria Estefan Copy Share Image
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He… — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them. — Pierre Berge Copy Share Image
I love my job but it takes a lot for me to leave my kids, leave my husband and leave my dogs. — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Waiting patiently for the fatest bone is a dog's lifestyle.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
that was the plan? part of it, you don't wan tot know the rest. i believe the word 'these dog colllars would… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
I once did a film in which I was being chased by wolves. I had a scene where the Alpha of the… — W. Earl Brown Copy Share Image
Divorces are getting so common that a woman I know doesn't bother getting a new marriage license. They just punch her old… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
