Dog Quotes · Page 55

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

— Will Rogers

Elegy of the Death of a Mad Dog The dog, to gain some praivate ends, Went mad and bit the man.

— Oliver Goldsmith

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

— Craig Shoemaker

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

— Niall Horan

“We’ll get her outta our school, one way or another.” And her little dog, too.”

— Kami Garcia

I like anything by 50 Cent and Snoop Dog. I love the way they mouth their way around words.

— Stana Katic

“The dog hunts rabbits. Hercule Poirot hunts murderers.”

— Agatha Christie

The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman.

— H. P. Lovecraft

Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your…

— Iyanla Vanzant

But it's still a coach's game. Make no mistake. You start at the top. If you don't have a good one at…

— Bear Bryant

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be…

— Albert Brooks

If you were aboard a lifeboat with a baby and a dog, and the boat capsized, would you rescue the baby or…

— Tom Regan

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make…

— Abraham Lincoln

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up…

— Homer

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

— Nicole Hollander

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between…

— Mark Twain

I can forgive even that wrong of wrongs, Those undreamt accidents that have made me Seeing that Fame has perished this long…

— William Butler Yeats

Film team kept me very, very shielded when I was that young, because of course, I was seven years old. You know,…

— Chloe Grace Moretz

...in the woods, if you stopped, if you grew still, you'd hear a whole new set of sounds, wind rasping through silhouetted…

— Tom Franklin

On the first day God created the dog. God said, Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at…

— Sadie

Whatever the reason, for most of the present century, the literature and publicity of the old established [animal welfare] groups made a…

— Peter Singer

Forgive everybody for everything. Just forgive and start - most of us can't start with ourselves. We have to forgive the people…

— Iyanla Vanzant

Happiness is a warm puppy. Dogs never bite me. Just humans. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous…

— Soniya Ahmed

Ever see this? It's a homeless guy but he's got a dog... The dog's really thrilled with this idea. The dog's going,…

— Norm MacDonald

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

— Tim Allen

I always thought I'd adopt - I have a dog but no children.

— Perrey Reeves

I don't like leaving my dog when I go to England and she is with me all the time.

— Shirley MacLaine

A tree weeps when cut down, a dog howls when beaten, but a man matures when offended.

— Jose Saramago

“I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.”

— Steven Wright

First draw dog, then fleas. First paint apple, then worm holes.

— Sergei Bongart

“I'm not a fucking dog, so don't 'good girl' me.”

— Jasinda Wilder

I have cats, dogs, monkeys and ducks at home - it's like a mini zoo.

— Vaani Kapoor

A good dog is one of the best things of all to be.

— Dean Koontz

I believe a calm dog is a happy, obedient dog that won't get into trouble.

— Cesar Millan

Unable to love each other, the English turn naturally to dogs

— J. R. Ackerley

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

— Robert Breault

When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits.

— Paul O'Grady

Don't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people.

— Charles Manson

The sense of smell in all dogs is their primary doorway to the world around them.

— Robert Crais